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xxcactusdudexx:

me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though”
me at 20: i was a fucking idiot
also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot

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Me: ur on tumblr?
Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: My momma said I gotta come home immediately.

fffcuk:

never like a boy you’ll end up either hating them or hating yourself

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literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

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zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

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